Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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