Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
its not stalking. its research.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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