Pappa wants mamma naked
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
How does it feel to date your dad?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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