I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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