I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
How external is "for external use only"?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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