Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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