he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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