I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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