Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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