How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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