yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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