This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
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