There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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