So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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