somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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