Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Randomize
