Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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