Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Ladies don't puke and tell
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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