I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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