I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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