Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Randomize
