Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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