i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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