My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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