wake up i wanna do it froggy style
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I need to calm my uterus...
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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