So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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