You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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