My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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