her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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