Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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