Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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