Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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