maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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