ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize