He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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