BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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