My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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