He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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