gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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