no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Randomize
