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say what?
wanna hang out?
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
im six kinds of drunk right now
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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