I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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