I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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