Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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