North Korea, Best Korea!
honey bunches of taint.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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