By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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