we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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