no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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