talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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