god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
You need a sexual gate keeper
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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