did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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