Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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