Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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